Funny Definitions
How you define life determines what you get out of it. Here's something to laugh about. Seriously! 1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end& an idiot at the other. 2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. 3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. 4. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either". 6. Conference/Seminar: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 7. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power... 8. Classic: A book which, people praise but do not read. 9. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught. 10. O